Merry Christmas. Please Don't Ask About My Job, Love Life or Plans. Funny Tee

A little holiday honesty for the family dinner table. This tee says “Merry Christmas. Please don't ask about my job, love life or plans,” with all three boxes firmly checked. Made for the friend who answers festive small talk with dry humor, it brings an easy laugh to Christmas parties, family gatherings, office celebrations, and cozy days at home. The lightweight Bella+Canvas cotton feels breathable and comfortable, while the retail fit and classic crew neck keep the look clean and easy to style. Side seams, shoulder tape, and a ribbed collar help the shirt hold its shape through the holiday season. Printed with crisp, detailed artwork and finished with a tear-away label for less irritation.

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with a lightweight, breathable feel

- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline for casual or semi-formal styling

- Side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed collar help maintain shape and structure

- Crisp, detailed printed design with a tear-away label for added comfort

- Adult garment made by Bella+Canvas under humane, no-sweat-shop standards; REACH certified

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean